What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Obamacare haters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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