Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Butt Sex.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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she wasn't 18

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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You have cancer

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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