- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

i have yougurt with tractor

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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