Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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democracy

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Your social life

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Hello

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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