- Anti Joke

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello