What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Dubstep < Music

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Dogs

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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