yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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