- Anti Joke

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Your mom.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it