What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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