What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

all these jokes suck ass

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

luke moore cant pull it back

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Joey mayer's face

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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