What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Cancer.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Knock knock. Death.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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