- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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