- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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