What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Yes.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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