- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

whats worse than school? Summer school

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

This is an anti-joke.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Gay's rights

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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