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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What are we then hypocrites?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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