- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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