This is not an anti joke.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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The Holocaust.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Welcome to die!

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Yo mamas so fat

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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