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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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