What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Your time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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