What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Gianni

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Dylan is a person

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

dead battery come on down

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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