- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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