Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Womens rights.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Yes.

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