- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What is long and black The unemployment line

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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