- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What's the deal with airline food?

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

poo is yummy

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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