How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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