- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

This is not an anti joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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