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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What comes after 23? 24.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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