Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Woman rights.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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