Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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