How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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