- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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