- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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