Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Women Driving.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

whats the best thing about polio...death

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Roey Jegen

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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