Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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hi corey

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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