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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

womens rights to vote

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock. Death.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

My butt!!!!!!!!

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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