Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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