- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

womens rights to vote

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

My butt!!!!!!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Knock knock. Death.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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