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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What causes floods? Too much water.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.