I saw a poor man named rich

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

knock, knock come in

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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