Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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