- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock Come in!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Romans rights.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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