look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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nba live 13

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12

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Chinese drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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