Women.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

How many cows say moo? All of them

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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