Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A seal walks into a club.

im a dragon, no im not

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What is cold? Winter

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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