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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Samantha

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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meme

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Penis

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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