- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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