- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Cancer.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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