- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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