Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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penis

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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