"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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