- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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