- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon