What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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