Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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