How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Women's rights.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Anti Joke

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