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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Hi? No!!!!!

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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