Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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