Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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hey guys what's up?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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