A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

bitches be crafty.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Your time.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

drake

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Male penises.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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