What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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I've got a dig bick

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I never asked for this.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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