- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

I said I hate niiggers

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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