Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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