Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

You're Adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops