Knock Knock Yes?

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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A women president

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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69

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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