Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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im black

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A black man in a country bar.

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