- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Black people

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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