- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

i cant think of one.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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