One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Womens rights.

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IU football

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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GONNA

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Woman's rights

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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