A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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penis

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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KKK

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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