Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Good boy

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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why do you care?

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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