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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Women.