Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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split your ass cheek

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Anti Joke

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