What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Roey Jegen

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

hi to the world fromthe world

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

The WNBA.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Well educated black man.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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