Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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