- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

I was born.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

this girl died

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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