Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

you just contradicted yourself.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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