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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Twenty-Four

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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