Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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feces

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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