- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

I pooped my pants

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your time.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

ugh good riddance

What is 9 + 10? 21

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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