why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

BenWuzHear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

we all know sammi has a penis

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Obamacare haters

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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