Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Badgers are cool

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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This is not an anti joke.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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