- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

The Pope

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Samantha

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

^that joke a piece of shit

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