why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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4-4-2

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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