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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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