Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

how now brown cow. WTF.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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