a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Woman.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What's up brah brah

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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