- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

I enjoy anal.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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