A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Fox News.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Get in the car.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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