What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

thermodynamics?

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

No.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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