Butt Sex.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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kiss me?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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eloise dey.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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