- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Penis

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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