- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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