A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why did the book disappear?

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Canada AYY

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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