- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Ju... Just why?

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

obama

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Tim and Eric

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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