every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Nicolas Cage

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girls basketball

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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cancer

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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IU football

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Women.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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shauns beautiful

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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