Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

IU football

whats purple and savage? Barney!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

where wally? wallys a myth.

shauns beautiful

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...