Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I am a nigger.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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