- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Why did the book disappear?

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Canada AYY

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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