- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

An atheist walks into a church

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why? Whats wrong?

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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