Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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whats 2+2? math.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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I can't see my forehead

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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