A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Yes.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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womens rights

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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