Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So. The gays. ...

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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