Wanna know something funny? Your face

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Badgers are cool

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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