- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

That's not what she said.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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