- Anti Joke

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.