Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Pinus Testicles

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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